Girls these days

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/23/2013 at 12:31 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 12:35

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Reminds me of college. Being the nice guy was great for acquiring a nice sense of morality, but less so for acquiring NSFW-type stories.


Kinja'd!!! Atomic Buffalo > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 12:37

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"Hey there, you seem nice." Worst. Line. Ever.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 12:38

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What people want and what people are attracted to are usually very different things.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Atomic Buffalo
09/23/2013 at 12:39

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I tried the "Word of the day is 'leg.' Wanna spread the word?" and it only got a laugh.

pro-tip: don't try that


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > William Byrd
09/23/2013 at 12:39

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I have plenty of NSFW stories from undergrad but I was the nice guy in my class... (small program, ~200 kids)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > For Sweden
09/23/2013 at 12:40

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Except when it comes with cars... What I want: 2013 A7 diesel. What I am attracted to... 2013 A7 diesel. See?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 12:46

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Norwegian Comics.. they never make sense :)


Kinja'd!!! Formula4speed > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 13:00

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If only the nice guy would take the time to learn what the asshole is doing. Too bad he's not paying attention. Protip: women aren't attracted to assholes, but assholes do something that women are attracted to. You can be a nice guy and still get laid like the quarterback.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Atomic Buffalo
09/23/2013 at 13:02

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it's exactly equal to "I have no self confidence".

Simply saying "Hi, what's your name" is roughly 37x better. Many times it doesn't take much more than that to spark up a conversation, unless they aren't interested, then there aren't many things you can say that'll retain her interest.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > William Byrd
09/23/2013 at 13:02

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I'm generally a nice guy, but sometimes I'm a dick and it works if you aren't interested in much more. If you are able to hold a girls interest and not be a dick, she may be worth something, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 13:07

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Only omission here that I can see is the meathead isn't staring at her big tits. Other than that it's spot-on :)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/23/2013 at 14:14

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lol. Just noticed she changed to a shirt with less cleveage on Saturday. That's not going to help. ( . ) ( . )


Kinja'd!!! Chteelers > Nibby
09/23/2013 at 14:32

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Listen to Tom Leykis

blowmeuptom.com


Kinja'd!!! D > Formula4speed
09/23/2013 at 15:36

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It's the confidence that often goes hand-in-hand with being an asshole that attracts women, which leads mellow guys to think women are attracted to assholes. Being a nice guy with some degree of confidence works—and probably with the kinds of girls you'd want to be around anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Formula4speed > D
09/23/2013 at 20:51

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Bingo baby. Work on your self-confidence, and the rest will fall into place.